GOOD ARE THE GONE DAYS: Straka and ex-boyf OimukeHow do you solve a problem like Straka Mwezi?
...Who knows?
I’m not talking about her misconduct at work that gets her sacked every two months and neither am I willing to discuss the alleged rent defaulting issue but today I’m going to focus on one area of her life...The love stuff.
Since her split with father of her son, Charles Oimuke, men have drifted in and out of Straka’s life.
And now I’m just wondering if the sea of amore has worked its wonders for her and of all things she has decided to spend oodles of time with young boys.
I myself have seen two different boys with Straka in her Pajero and I was wondering, ‘are they her boyfriends? Singers in Straka’s band, Bodyguards? Or a wee bit of the whole thing?’
However, before Rafshizzle made the final assessment, I landed on a notorious e-mail identified like this:
From: PAINFULL BUT TRUE [mailto:this_shud_stop@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, July 23, 2007 3:46 PM
To: Editorial
Subject: STRAKA THE CHILD MOLESTER!!!!
And here I reproduce the letter:
HI MONITOR.... R U WILLIN 2 HELP US STOP THIS WOMAN FROM DEFILING OUR YOUNG BOYS?
WE'VE BEEN SEEING HER DO THIS FOR TWO YEARS NOW!
THE LATEST IS A YOUNG MUSICIAN WHO STAYS NEAR IN NSAMBYA WITH US.
HE HAS JUST TURNED 18! IT’S COZ OF STRAKA'S (STRAKA MWEZI) WOES WITH EMPTY PROMISES OF FAME AND FORTUNE THAT THIS BOY HAS EVEN DROPPED OUT OF SENIOR 4!
HE SHOULD BE DOIN HIS EXAMS THIS YR!
THIS IS NOT GOSSIP FOR WE KNOW THA BOY AND FAMILY PERSONALLY. WE’VE ALSO KNOWN THA FORMER VICTIM PERSONALLY.
WE STAY IN NSAMBYA RAILWAY, AS YOU MAY KNOW THESE FAMILIES ARE NOT WELL OFF FINANCIALLY.... THAT’S WHY SHE TARGETS OUR BOYS COZ SHE TAKES THEM TO CLUBS AND BUYS THEM VERY CHEAP STUFF!
PLEASE WE NEED TO STOP THIS PREDATOR. ARE YOU WILLING TO HELP US NSAMBYA RESIDENTS?
WE KNOW YOU MUST HAVE CONTACTS WITH OTHER NEWSPAPER PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP!
IT’S TOO MUCH COZ THESE KIDS HAVE EVEN GONE TO THA EXTENT OF REBEELLIN AGAINST THEIR PARENTS!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
THE CURRENT VICTIM IS SOOKA CYRUS (Cyrus Sooka)…TO PROVE OUR POINT THIS IS HIS NUMBER 752 999 739.... CALL HIM AND ASK HIM ABOUT STRAKA.... HE WILL EITHER DENY OR CLAIM THAT SHE IS HIS PROMOTER!
IT’S TWO MONTHS SO FAR SINCE SHE DERAILED HIM...BUT TO BE HONEST HAVE YOU SEEN CYRUS’S VIDEO ON WBS IF SHE IS HIS PROMOTER?
YES HE HAS A VIDEO! THE BOY NO LONGER SLEEPS AT HOME!
THE MOTHER IS STRUGLING BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW AND SHE CAN’T CONTROL HIM! HE’Z TURNED AGAINST HER!
SHE PAID FEES BUT HE REFUSED TO GO TO SCHOOL!
THE PAIN IS AFTER SHE ELOPES WITH ELDER MEN WHO DEFINITELY GIVE HER A LOT OF MONEY...SHE COMES TO OUR BOYS AND ABUSES THEM...ARE OUR BOYS SAFE???
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS???
Now this is very Cyrus (sorry, very serious)!
Disclaimer: I have published the letter verbatim and I’m only responsible for publishing it. Moreover, I did so for public interest, so, over to you madam Straka…
Hmm, I was wondering why was Straka spotted at a kids’ shop on Garden City the other day…kumbe, she heard boys’ pants were half-off!! I’m kidding, I mean the price…
...Who knows?
I’m not talking about her misconduct at work that gets her sacked every two months and neither am I willing to discuss the alleged rent defaulting issue but today I’m going to focus on one area of her life...The love stuff.
Since her split with father of her son, Charles Oimuke, men have drifted in and out of Straka’s life.
And now I’m just wondering if the sea of amore has worked its wonders for her and of all things she has decided to spend oodles of time with young boys.
I myself have seen two different boys with Straka in her Pajero and I was wondering, ‘are they her boyfriends? Singers in Straka’s band, Bodyguards? Or a wee bit of the whole thing?’
However, before Rafshizzle made the final assessment, I landed on a notorious e-mail identified like this:
From: PAINFULL BUT TRUE [mailto:this_shud_stop@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, July 23, 2007 3:46 PM
To: Editorial
Subject: STRAKA THE CHILD MOLESTER!!!!
And here I reproduce the letter:
HI MONITOR.... R U WILLIN 2 HELP US STOP THIS WOMAN FROM DEFILING OUR YOUNG BOYS?
WE'VE BEEN SEEING HER DO THIS FOR TWO YEARS NOW!
THE LATEST IS A YOUNG MUSICIAN WHO STAYS NEAR IN NSAMBYA WITH US.
HE HAS JUST TURNED 18! IT’S COZ OF STRAKA'S (STRAKA MWEZI) WOES WITH EMPTY PROMISES OF FAME AND FORTUNE THAT THIS BOY HAS EVEN DROPPED OUT OF SENIOR 4!
HE SHOULD BE DOIN HIS EXAMS THIS YR!
THIS IS NOT GOSSIP FOR WE KNOW THA BOY AND FAMILY PERSONALLY. WE’VE ALSO KNOWN THA FORMER VICTIM PERSONALLY.
WE STAY IN NSAMBYA RAILWAY, AS YOU MAY KNOW THESE FAMILIES ARE NOT WELL OFF FINANCIALLY.... THAT’S WHY SHE TARGETS OUR BOYS COZ SHE TAKES THEM TO CLUBS AND BUYS THEM VERY CHEAP STUFF!
PLEASE WE NEED TO STOP THIS PREDATOR. ARE YOU WILLING TO HELP US NSAMBYA RESIDENTS?
WE KNOW YOU MUST HAVE CONTACTS WITH OTHER NEWSPAPER PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP!
IT’S TOO MUCH COZ THESE KIDS HAVE EVEN GONE TO THA EXTENT OF REBEELLIN AGAINST THEIR PARENTS!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
THE CURRENT VICTIM IS SOOKA CYRUS (Cyrus Sooka)…TO PROVE OUR POINT THIS IS HIS NUMBER 752 999 739.... CALL HIM AND ASK HIM ABOUT STRAKA.... HE WILL EITHER DENY OR CLAIM THAT SHE IS HIS PROMOTER!
IT’S TWO MONTHS SO FAR SINCE SHE DERAILED HIM...BUT TO BE HONEST HAVE YOU SEEN CYRUS’S VIDEO ON WBS IF SHE IS HIS PROMOTER?
YES HE HAS A VIDEO! THE BOY NO LONGER SLEEPS AT HOME!
THE MOTHER IS STRUGLING BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW AND SHE CAN’T CONTROL HIM! HE’Z TURNED AGAINST HER!
SHE PAID FEES BUT HE REFUSED TO GO TO SCHOOL!
THE PAIN IS AFTER SHE ELOPES WITH ELDER MEN WHO DEFINITELY GIVE HER A LOT OF MONEY...SHE COMES TO OUR BOYS AND ABUSES THEM...ARE OUR BOYS SAFE???
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS???
Now this is very Cyrus (sorry, very serious)!
Disclaimer: I have published the letter verbatim and I’m only responsible for publishing it. Moreover, I did so for public interest, so, over to you madam Straka…
Hmm, I was wondering why was Straka spotted at a kids’ shop on Garden City the other day…kumbe, she heard boys’ pants were half-off!! I’m kidding, I mean the price…
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By the way, How old is straka? Those bu boys are not too young to make their own decisions!
a horny straka could surely crush the bones of said boys. to pulp.
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